I just complained about how TV tonight sucks, and mom replied:
“It could be worse. Your face could be attached to a butt.”
I’m feeling the repercussions of all my poor cult-movie watching decisions tonight

I just complained about how TV tonight sucks, and mom replied:
“It could be worse. Your face could be attached to a butt.”
I’m feeling the repercussions of all my poor cult-movie watching decisions tonight
The only Thing I fear is, that all my Passions, which you know are the Gales of Life, as Reason is the Pilot, will go down into an everlasting Calm. And what will a Pilot signify, if there is no Wind.
Know, O beloved, that man was not created in jest or at random, but marvellously made and for some great end. Although he is not form everlasting, yet he lives for ever; and though his body is mean and earthly, yet his spirit is lofty and divine.
Nothing better than this and dramatic shouting.
Also Cyndi Lauper and Jane Lynch…and Audra McDonald’s arms and Fiona Shaw’s 7.2 seconds
She goes upstairs and shuts you out of your own room if you decide to stay up any later than 11pm.